Protect the Garden – Adam & Eve Rear Wolf Cartoon Gospel Tee (Black Edition)

📄 PRODUCT DESCRIPTION:

🐍 NOT TODAY, SATAN

It’s Genesis 3… but with a shotgun.

This design flips the script on the fall of man and shows Adam doing what he should have done in the first place—protect the garden and defend Eve. With a Fallout-style cartoon vibe, this shirt is funny, bold, and makes a clear theological point:

Evil doesn’t negotiate. It gets shut down.

The back features Adam standing guard, Eve behind him, shotgun pointed at the snake coiled in the Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil. The serpent’s still holding the apple—but not for long.

On the front: a matching cartoon Rear Wolf logo, guarding the flock.

This one’s for the biblically literate, the marriage protectors, the Eve-defenders, and anyone who’s not afraid to get doctrinal with their drip.

👕 PRODUCT DETAILS:

• Color: Black and White Available

• Back Design: Adam, Eve, snake, tree, and apple in cartoon retro style

• Front Chest: Matching cartoon Rear Wolf with shotgun and cross

• Material: Premium Next Level Tee – 100% ring-spun cotton

• Fit: Unisex (men’s sizing)

• Inside Neck Tag: Rear Wolf DTF branded tag

• Vibe: Faith meets Fallout. Gospel meets grit.

• Made to Order: Each one printed just for you

🧼 CARE INSTRUCTIONS:

• Wash cold, inside-out

• Tumble dry low or hang dry

• Do not iron directly over design

🛡 WHY REAR WOLF APPAREL?

In a wolf pack, the formation is designed for protection—not pride.

The old, weak, and sick lead at the front, setting the pace with dignity. Behind them walk the young and strong, supporting and shielding. In the center are the children and most vulnerable, guarded on all sides.

And at the very back… walks the Rear Wolf.

Not the one barking orders. Not the one demanding to be seen.

But the alpha guardian—the strongest, most aware, and most trusted member of the pack. The Rear Wolf is the protector who keeps every pack member in view. They make sure none fall behind, none wander off, and no threat creeps in unnoticed from the rear.

That’s what Rear Wolf Apparel stands for.

We’re not just a brand. We’re a call to the watchmen, the warriors, the faithful fathers and protectors who walk at the back—not because they’re behind, but because they see what others can’t.

We’re Christians who live with eyes wide open. We guard our families. We defend our communities. We stay vigilant when others fall asleep. We protect what we love.

Just like a father walking behind his family in a grocery store—keeping them all in view, so that no harm comes without him seeing it first.
Just like Jesus—the Good Shepherd who leaves the ninety-nine to go after the one.

Rear Wolf Apparel is for those who live with purpose, walk in strength, and refuse to let darkness catch them unaware.

🐺 We guard from behind.
✝️ We follow Christ, the true Alpha.
🛡 We are the watchers of the rear.

Rear Wolf Apparel – Built for the back of the pack. Made for the front lines of faith.